- Check back here every week for the dumbest news, trade talks, and league rules.

 

- If anybody would like to goal judge or scorekeep please tell Vasim or Bilaal.

We need goal judges and scorekeepersso we can run this league.

 

- The news has just arrived from inside sources *Hamza Ingar* that Cedar Baji's factory in Missisauga have gone bankrupt. It was the worlds biggest cedar chips provider. It has been told that Cedar spent all the money on Vaseline for his cousin Moahmmed "Jark" Manjra. It has also been told that Cedar is opening a new factory providing assorted woodchips and will be opening near Malton.

 

Ohh Bhainna Punde the news has juss come in that Cedar was crying on Wednesday because Manjra will not get the money he borrowed from Cedar for the vaseline until October because of financial probs. Manjra is always in debts. Once he got robbed and it was borrowd money that got robbed to. HAHA. Cedar Baji will not be able to open his Factory Xtravaganza Cedar Bajinanza till October.

 

Pres V-Kap and VP Bana have gone to cruise T dot O dot and will not return till saturday so please leave any messages at 1-800-UR-FIRED.

 

The news has just come in that Zak and Ishak have been checking out underaged females from top to bottom and all around. Imto Bob has arrested both of them and they are now under custody in the manjras basement where Mohammed "Jark" Manjras vaseline is stored. Lets all pray that Ishak and Zak don,t use this vaseline anywhere except there lips. There trial begins on August 4 a.k.a Fayzals B-day. Give him shots. Imto Bob will be judge since judge Judy can not make it a.k.a Pops. In other news Imto Bob is becoming a cop and he eats donuts. HAHAHA

 

On Friday the 16th Popeye was seen outside his house. He had left to go jumah and 7 eleven to refill on sugar which he ran out of for breakfast. Popeye will not be seen till next friday most likely but if you do call 1-800-MY-SUGAR. Rewards up to 5 cents will be given out.

 

7/13/04 was a sad day for the DBHL Ahmed Popozye hijacked DBHL and no could do anything about it.

 

Caution: Make sure Sameer Shaikh does not enter your

house, one of the players from dbhl aka huzefa shaikh has reported that Sameer shaikh came into his house and ate all his food.